When girls call their boyfriends “daddy”

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TMZ said his concert was cancelled because of low ticket sales.
HAHAHA seriously, TMZ? You idiot.
Liam and Andy Twitcam Highlights
  • Liam: I've only got one kidney, I can't drink!
  • Andy: It's the liver that matters!
  • Liam (talking to Paul in his robe): I'm on twitcam to 36,000 people and you're in your dressing gown!
  • Liam(talking about escaping some fans): We saw this man who looked like Peter Parker so spiderman was with us the whole time.
  • Liam: Check yourself before you wreck yourself.
  • Liam: And then my sandwich came which was REALLY annoying because I just got in the pool.
  • Liam (looking in a mirror): Here's me, looking at you, looking at me!
  • Liam (pretending hes zayn): Dodecahedron!!
  • Liam: Andy is nasty! And I never have any tissues!
  • Liam: Now 60,000 people know that Andy left some big firewood logs in the toilet.
  • Liam: Can anyone else do this noise!? *starts honking*
  • Liam and Andy: *start honking the a team*
  • Liam (puts on sunglasses): NIALL BE BACK.
  • Niall: I was listening to Believe!!
  • Liam: Listening to Biebers album. Okay. Leaving me for JB.
  • Liam: Abbreviation! YOLO!
  • Liam: If you need to pee there will be a short break now........
  • Andy (5 seconds later): Welcome back!
  • Liam: I hope you peed!
  • Liam: What the ff-- DEVIL!?
  • Liam (with a mustache on his face): Hi my name is Liam and I just cant separate my eyebrows I want them to be together forever!
  • Liam (to the tune of everybody dance now): Everybody mustache now! YEAHHHHHH!
  • Liam (Wrapping Andy in toilet paper): OH i found a new technique! The spinning fingers! SMASHING IT!
  • Liam: Andys de poo boy!
  • Pizza Man: Are you talking to someone?
  • Liam: Yeah youre online to 75,000 viewers!
  • Pizza Man: Oh well I can rap! *starts rapping like a bad ass*
  • Liam: RAPPING PIZZA MAN!
  • Liam: That was the sickest rap ive ever heard live! Well maybe not the sickest because I just saw Jay-Z but still.
  • Liam: Why is my bum hash tagging? What did my bum do?
  • Liam: What is my catchohrase on there?
  • Andy: On the 1D cartoon?
  • Liam: Yeah! ITS ON LIKE DONKEY CONG!
  • Liam: Louis, we've got to find the pussy magnet! We need some help from Psymon!
  • Liam: This is my favorite shirt and now I've got grease on it!
  • Andy: I've got grease on my top too.
  • Liam: That's my shirt!
  • Liam: Someone just called us fattys. Great way to finish calling us fattys.
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Happy 2nd Year Anniversary to our boys!

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Let us PARTY HARD!

Do a HORAN jump

Dance Hazza’s famous shoulder thrust

Thrust like The Tommo

Say Vas Happenin’!

Seduce with 1, 2, 3 FLICK

and who could forget the Inbetweeners dance GO!

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